The Poetry Generator
Welcome to
The Poetry Generator! Many a deranged
dedicated soul hath spent countless delightful hours generating verse
after verse of horrible nonsense, uh,
exquisite ecstasy. It is rumored that well-known poet laureates have
furtively availed themselves of this Generator to produce their
masterpieces. But a note of caution: one hapless soul was
allegedly placed in an insane asylum after spending 8 days generating
poems with no sleep. For many hours he reportedly muttered "donkey agony"
repeatedly before the dark, iron gates of the Institution slammed shut on
him. Poor lad. Restraint is advised.
Enter Poetry Generator
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Send questions, suggestions, bug reports, or flames to the author.
We dedicate the Poetry Generator to Roger Marlowe, whose
encouragement kept it going in the early days when, alas, even the
author deemed it too ridiculous to continue. Roger wrote the Doctor and
Valley Girl themes, and contributed to other themes.
We also dedicate this to Will Shakespeare and Jim Morrison, whose
essences ooze in Strange Ways from the poetry themes. Whilst Will and
Jim are quite dead, Roger is still Roger.
