A man was sitting at the bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous and sexy young woman entered. She was so striking, that the man could not take his eyes off her. The young woman noticed his stare and walked directly toward him.
Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman offered, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100 — on one condition."
Puzzled, the man asked what the condition was. She replied, "You must tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The man thought for a moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the young woman's hand. Looking deep into her eyes, he enunciated slowly, "Paint my house."
