Why?
- If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several
times, does he become disoriented?
- If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
Holland called Holes?
- If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia,
would you get a Philip's screwdriver?
- Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
- Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a
person who drives a race car not called a racist?
- Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposite things?
- Why isn't 11 pronounced onety-one?
- "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English
language. Is "I do" is the longest sentence?
- If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen are defrocked, doesn't
it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted,
cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry
cleaners depressed?
- Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's?
- Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion
stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a
wall has wet paint, you will have to touch it to be sure?