Married Names
- If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she'd be Kitty
Twitty.
- If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.
- If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, then divorced him to
marry Buddy Holly, she'd be Dolly Dali Holly.
- If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg, he'd be Cat Doggy
Dogg.
- If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him
to marry Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.
- If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to
marry Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Munster.
- If G. Gordon Liddy married Boutros-Boutros Ghali, then divorced
him to marry Kenny G., he'd be G. Ghali G.
- Nog (Quark's brother on "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine") has no
other name, so he uses it twice when getting a marriage license. If
he married Howard Hughes, and then Pamela Dare, he'd be Nog Nog
Hughes Dare.
- If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married
Gregory Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody Wood
Peck Hur.
- If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop
Doggy Dogg Pooh.
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