You know you're a webmaster if ...

you own 3 cars -- one for its speed, another for its luxury, and the third, a really old one, to check if the roads you drive are still backwards compatible.
before turning in your term papers, you run them through validator.w3.org.
you call your girlfriend's/wife's makeup "color coding".
when somebody asks you the way to the nearest gas station, you say "go 30% down this road, turn to the left and drive 70% down Main...".
you describe your house re-decoration in the comp.infosystems.www.* newsgroups.
your car's license plate number shows how many hits you took.
your "Dear John" letters end with "/Dear John".
whenever you see a "Peugeot 404" you think about checking your hyperlinks.
none of the pictures in your house are framed.
your girlfriend/boyfriend leaves you when you call a most awesome sunrise a "bad use of javascript".
not only you alt-sign your family pictures, you also write their exact height and width on the back for faster family album rendering.
your house has two doors: one for high-bandwidth people, another for low-bandwidth.
when asked to describe yourself, you start spitting out keywords.