You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will show you, yes?
The rule for today:
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
In deep sleep hear sound
cat vomit hairball somewhere
will find in morning.
Grace personified.
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.
You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
sitting on your hands.
My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
can just hide my head.
Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a 'term paper'?
Wanna go outside.
Oh no! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!
Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams
My claws are not that sharp.
Litter box not here
You must have moved it again
I'll crap in the sink
The Big Ones snore now
Every room is dark and cold
Time for "Cup Hockey"
I want to be close
to you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?
